Heidiwood (feat. Chase Icon)

Heidi Montag

Compositor: Chase Icon

Please, tell me you didn't get plastic surgery to promote the album
Oh, no, that's all God's timing

I'm on your TV, you bitches kno-o-ow me
I ain't from London, but I walk it like Nao-o-omi
They say I'm crazy – my man, he likes it
And I've been up in TMZ since it was Sidekicks
Chanel on my kicks, my clutch is Gucci (Chanel on my kicks, my clutch is Gucci)
I love my Cartier and this shirt is Fiorucci (You can't afford it)
Like hi, I'm Heidi, I'm in
I blow a hundred racks and it ain't nothing to-o-o me

Welcome to a world where there's only one name
Plastered on the walk of fame (Heidi)
Life's a game, I don't play fair
Money, power, bleach blonde hair

I'm taking this Porsche out for a ride (alright)
Do you wanna go to Heidiwood tonight? (Hop in, let's go)

Come on, Heidi, let's go dumb
Got a purse full of percs and some peppermint gum
Chillin' in the the hills, yeah, the Beverly ones
Me and her, look at us, you could never be one
2025, 'bout time that I pop out
Since '19 had these bitches on lockdown
Turn the Chase up
Tits out, now I'm really 'bout to rock out
And it's 2-seat going 95
Whipping on a ride, Instagram Live
SoCal girl, this my life
Orange County, I'm a Real Housewife (look)
Look at my shoes, they're Miu Miu (what?)
Now look at this ass, it's all mine (all mine)
New nose, cut 'em with the jawline
Type thing, dressed in Balmain

Welcome to a world where there's only one name
Plastered on the walk of fame (Heidi)
Life's a game, I don't play fair
Money, power, bleach blonde hair

I'm taking this Porsche out for a ride (alright)
Do you wanna go to Heidiwood tonight? (Hop in, let's go)

I'd rather be getting a paycheck for being famous for being famous than working at my parents' restaurant
But I would argue that there's virtue in the hard work, I would rather work at the restaurant
But that would be your path